WANTED: CHOIR MEMBERS

POSITIONS OPEN:

Soprano, Alto, Tenor & Bass. No other need apply.

PHYSICAL QUALIFICATIONS:

Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary.

Must have sufficient vision to see direction.

EXPERIENCE:

No application accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed, or whistled in the tub or shower.

WAGES:

Satisfaction and joy in God's service.

FRINGE BENEFITS:

Social Security - We promise you the security of social fellowship with other members of the choir.

HOURS:

Sunday mornings and Thursday evenings, with occasional opportunities for overtime (at above mentioned wages).

VACATION:

Missed rehearsal and worship services are primarily a matter of conscience and ability to return the glares and pointed remarks of the director and colleagues in the choir.

RETIREMENT:

No particular age, but it is generally determined by prayer, printed notes getting too small, robe too heavy, sanctuary too hot (or too cold), or organist unable to play notes you sing.

IF THIS SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU, APPLY THURSDAY NIGHT IN OUR SANCTUARY AT 7:30 p.m.